when u drop food on ur shirt
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
It’s officially gone too far now.
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
the 6 selfies I feel the cutest in
When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
- me: takes five hours to explain pansexuality to someone
- person: so you're bi
for my birthday can I Maddy and Zach notice me? thanks mom :-)
omg maddy’s mom just reblogged my selfie and idk why but that makes me so so happy????
My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
when you see someones wing wang on omegle